#659 The Grapes Of Wrath

8th November 2019 in Blue Is The New Orange
#659 The Grapes Of Wrath
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Fox Of Kings Island 8th Nov 2019, 12:01 AM edit delete reply
Fox Of Kings Island
Great... now she's in the needy stage! XD
Bryan Hoskins 8th Nov 2019, 12:01 AM edit delete reply
Reminds me of Nicole Watterson from Gumball
GoodKaptainKook 8th Nov 2019, 12:02 AM edit delete reply
GoodKaptainKook
Is it really and truly this terrible for a couple to go through pregnancy? I would think if this were the average nobody would ever have children and we'd go voluntarily extinct :D OK I'm exaggerating a bit but I think a responsible enough couple can work their way through this...right?

Pregnant Linda actually looks quite cute honestly ^^ Too bad she's moody right now but hopefully she's not this way all the time :D
FreyFox 8th Nov 2019, 2:09 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
This is a comic. It is allowed to be exaggerated :P
Section79 8th Nov 2019, 12:41 AM edit delete reply
Section79
That’s honestly why I don’t want to have kids. I’m not going to have go through all that pain and misery just to have someone who could possibly grow up to hate you.
FreyFox 8th Nov 2019, 2:09 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
If you raise them properly you probably shouldn't worry about that too much.
Long Tom 8th Nov 2019, 2:46 AM edit delete reply
You can be a good parent and still have horrid children.
FreyFox 8th Nov 2019, 9:56 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
That's why I said "probably", not definitely.
D.N. 8th Nov 2019, 1:05 AM edit delete reply
Remember kids, Thanos needed the Infinity Gauntlet. Linda didn’t.....
Long Tom 8th Nov 2019, 1:44 AM edit delete reply
And I remember how my mother told me how, years before I was born, a pregnant stray cat came to her house, and acted very friendly. Of course said cat left her four kittens, and she left after they were weaned.
Jake Elmer 8th Nov 2019, 2:16 AM edit delete reply
Someone call a priest!
FreyFox 8th Nov 2019, 9:57 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
The power of Christ compels you!
Ace Country 9th Nov 2019, 5:02 AM edit delete reply
given those eyes, this is a full on possession. im gonna need a Bible, a crusafix made from silver, salt, and holy water. this could get ugly
Fox Of Kings Island 9th Nov 2019, 7:53 PM edit delete reply
Fox Of Kings Island
"Guess what? It's not that compelling!" - Possessed Jonah Hill, This Is The End
Shaggy 8th Nov 2019, 2:52 AM edit delete reply
I want Linda's power. I REALLY want it :->
FreyFox 8th Nov 2019, 9:57 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
Get pregnant then :P
Shaggy 8th Nov 2019, 4:04 PM edit delete reply
Impossible. I'm a man XD
GoodKaptainKook 9th Nov 2019, 12:31 AM edit delete reply
GoodKaptainKook
Become a seahorse then :D
Long Tom 9th Nov 2019, 8:11 PM edit delete reply
What, you don't have any of those newfangled invented genders?
jesse costello 8th Nov 2019, 4:09 AM edit delete reply
What chapter of
Blue Is The New Orange about and who the characters
FreyFox 8th Nov 2019, 9:59 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
Do you really have to ask?
Fox Of Kings Island 8th Nov 2019, 10:14 PM edit delete reply
Fox Of Kings Island
Oh boy... who's going to jail? :(
FreyFox 9th Nov 2019, 12:03 AM edit delete reply
FreyFox
Refer back to Part 3 of the Points Of Vanishing story. ^^
GoodKaptainKook 9th Nov 2019, 12:30 AM edit delete reply
GoodKaptainKook
So we're seeing Sasha on the inside then? :)
FreyFox 9th Nov 2019, 11:41 PM edit delete reply
FreyFox
Yup
KSArmstrong 8th Nov 2019, 4:15 AM edit delete reply
... Says the guy, now that I think about, who didn't want to acquiesce to his angry wife and get a vasectomy. Paradoxically, his insurance seemingly will pay for a vasectomy for him, yet it will not pay for his wife's hysterectomy.

Linda's.. current situation reminds me of the movie "Look Who's Talking". In it the pregnant woman starts talking demonically while going into labor.
Excelsior_Thirty 8th Nov 2019, 5:56 AM edit delete reply
In a way, I'm glad I'm still single and virgin-PROUD OF IT! XD
FeigeRoman 8th Nov 2019, 6:23 AM edit delete reply
Better listen to her, Russ - she's talking in serif fonts now!
GoodKaptainKook 8th Nov 2019, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
GoodKaptainKook
It could be so much more horrifying, man. She could be speaking in...*gasp*

COMIC SANS! :O

Now THAT would be true terror and evil that needs to be exorcised right away!
Hunter1985 8th Nov 2019, 8:08 AM edit delete reply
I bet shes having painful Braxton Hicks.
WaxBadger 9th Nov 2019, 12:12 AM edit delete reply
My sister in law had twins and she was modest to the very last drop. This will be Linda's only one it looks like.
Thwaitesy 9th Nov 2019, 12:24 AM edit delete reply
Uh oh....he made her get up.
KSArmstrong 9th Nov 2019, 1:02 AM edit delete reply
...As I was saying, I hope that I did not get too... rude with my explanation. I guess things in your comic resemble Kevin & Kell, where a rabbit and a wolf... mated, and Kell the wolf gave birth to a rabbit who turned out to be an omnivore, albeit one that prefers a hamburger with lettuce, tomatoes, and onions. To that end, I would think that Russ and Linda's baby will have the propensity to store away nuts... and, at the risk of offending Tim, Willow, and Linda, the instinct to covet... and steal... "shinees".
FreyFox 9th Nov 2019, 11:41 PM edit delete reply
FreyFox
Linda is not a raccoon, I've made that pretty clear for years
Catsnightmare 10th Nov 2019, 5:35 PM edit delete reply
But ferrets are also known to have an equally obsessive love of shiny things just like raccoons.
Long Tom 11th Nov 2019, 2:38 PM edit delete reply
I was in a Petland pet shop which had a table with ferrets on it. I picked one up and it jumped down my shirt collar and scrabbled around in my shirt. Fortunately it was winter and I had my down coat on, so I was able to untuck my shirt tail and pull the ferret out without it suffocating, and put it back.
ConvoyWolf 9th Nov 2019, 8:19 AM edit delete reply
Wow shes pissed! And honestly Linda wouldnt hav to tell me twice to ru
b her cute ferret pawfeets!
David31 9th Nov 2019, 4:37 PM edit delete reply
At least she should be happy with that big belly of hers. ;) :D
Kit Knightwood 9th Nov 2019, 7:49 PM edit delete reply
that's one moody women.
the devil inside wants to be heard lol
KSArmstrong 9th Nov 2019, 8:05 PM edit delete reply
This seems more serious than the snack food dilemma. And WHY didn't she ask for the grapes the last time Russell went to the store? I know that grapes do not last too long in the refrigerator, but...

I hope that Russell gets Linda to tell him what else she wants from the store so he will not need to shuttle back an forth to the store. Eventually Russell will not want to keep going back and forth to the store for Linda, and...


I think LA has a few grocery delivery services, which allows users to pick what and how much groceries they want and have it delivered to them. The only problem, though, is that if Linda is unwilling to wait, or does not like the grapes sent to her...
KSArmstrong 10th Nov 2019, 12:44 AM edit delete reply
Sorry about the mistake I made about Linda. There then, Linda has known Willow for a for long time, so the idea of the stereotype of raccoons being sneaky thieves would probably offend her, Willow, and Tim.

I have seen raccoons that were about the same color as Linda. Nonetheless, the average raccoon is usually grey with some patches of black.

I also would like to apologize for the post I sent yesterday that I think you eventually had to… delete. I was just explaining how condoms work, and how tightly regulated they are in the United States. The... rupture that happened to Tim is very rare since condoms are usually checked to ensure that there is little to no chance the will break by mistake. One of your previous posters also noted that that there are actually condoms for females as well; they are also checked for leaks as well, so that would have likely made up for Tim's... problem.
Nameofgun 11th Nov 2019, 1:57 AM edit delete reply
Well, the explains how windows on my car shattered, and my tv....and the glass cups...and the fish tank....that lady is being sued!!
Muddy 13th Nov 2019, 2:19 AM edit delete reply
Never EVER argue with a pregnant woman! Especially when she’s carrying big, and has sharp claws and teeth!